Reverie

Pleasant morning to wake up to. Foggy outside, but bright. My kind of weather! Breezy, yet warm. I'm over at my parents home, bored, so I open up my Human Anatomy and Physiology textbook and begin reading. All was going well, until a burst of maniacal laughter rips through the air. It's my little brother and his gang of little buddies running around with their Nerf guns. It gets irritating so what am I to do? I calmly walk over to my secret drawer and pull out a case. Dust off the surface with my hands. The box has aged due to infrequent usage. I open it slowly, exactly where I left them, a few hundred balloons... ;)

I fill up about 20-30 water balloons. My arsenal was ready for a surprise attack. I wanted to take a nice picture of it for my blog. Hurriedly, I picked up the fattest water balloon I had and looked for a flat surface. The room is quite messy at the moment because I've been moving things around. I see my laptop, so I pull down the lid and set my fat water balloon on it. I reach for my Canon bag with my photography equipment then POP! Water splashes everywhere, all over my laptop, all over my desk, on my carpet, half of my shirt. OMG! Yeah... I was asking for that. WHO WOULD SET A HUGE WATER BALLOON ON THEIR LAPTOP!?? ARGHHH!! I definitely got pwned, haha. I admit it, I did deserve that for my stupidity. Only one way to unleash my rage thereafter...

I jump out the window and in a ninja-like motion, maneuver myself onto the roof. I wait patiently for any victims to run by. I see a little white boy! AIM. TARGET LOCKED. WHAMMMMM!!! Right on his head, LOL!!! He looks confused and disoriented. I swiftly move down from the roof to the other side where he is running towards. There, I see my brother, a young girl, and his boater Chinese friend. I unload 4 balloons at the same time. 2 hits the boater and 1 hits the girl's backpack. My brother somehow dodged the attack when he saw his boater friend get pwned. I lay flat. I don't think they saw me. I hear them screaming and running around. They're confused! It's like I flash banged them. They don't know what is going on! Who is attacking them? MUHAHAH! I hastily rappel myself back into the window. I load up 2 water balloons in each of my pockets and hold 3 in my hands. I swiftly move down the stairs like a ninja, undetected, and find their location. I run to the other side of the tree and lay flat on my tummy. I see them running around screaming for the attacker. I unload all 3 water balloons on them, but none strikes. Failed mission! I quickly pull out 2 more water balloons and finally get my brother right across his back. He is drenched and angry. I see his nose flaring. The fun has just begun...

I slowly crawl to another location but he sees me! I pull out my last 2 water balloon and WHAMM!! Both hit his face at full velocity. LOL! I make a run for the garage, ninja-rolling past the boater, and up the stairs I go. I'm back in the room and I see all my water balloons lined up against the window. They are outside, I hear them. It's do or die... I surprise attack them from the window, throwing every water balloon I have. The precision and accuracy of my ninja throw is knocking them down one by one. Almost every balloon makes full contact and they are all drenched and screaming. Victory is mine...

I shut the window. Smile. I walk casually back to my desk. Open my textbook to where I left off, Rheumatoid Arthritis: Treatment. I slowly drift back into study mode. Their screams and shrieks of terror gradually become distant. The rate of my heart mellows out to the norm. Serenity.